Chapter 2: That Twitter Spam (Wherein we express our frustration with the constant attempts of Twitter ne’er-do-wells at following us and getting our attention.)
08 Jul 2009 2 Comments
in Uncategorized Tags: bad poetry, spam, Twitter
That Twitter Spam
That Twitter spam, that Twitter spam,
I do not like that Twitter spam.
I do not like it with a fox.
(That makes me want to put up locks.)
I do not want to get-rich-quick.
I’ll call a doctor if I’m sick.
I don’t invest in on-line real estate,
No matter if you claim the deal is great.
I’m sure that lap-top isn’t free,
(Except the one from Moonfruit, tee-hee.)
I do not want 10,000 followers, you see,
Nor instant Twitter celebrity.
I do not like that Twitter spam,
Not here, or there, or anywhere!
So, stay away. Just let me be.
If you’re not sincere, don’t follow me!!
